becoming an adult is weird
it’s like
wow i can drive a car and set my own schedule
wow i can go online and buy 50 dragon dildos
wait what?
did i stutter
- fetuses do not think
- they do not “scream out” when they are aborted
- they have no brain function and no nerve endings until long after the deadline for a legal abortion
- they aren’t “sad” when you abort them
- they do not “realize what is happening”
And these aren’t my beliefs, they’re scientific facts
THANK. YOU.
I have never related to anyone more than I relate to the woman on the left right now
this gif of Demi Lovato froze and I’m literally crying
When you get a test and you actually understand all the questions.
Oh my god, I accidentally said that aloud during a test once and someone behind me said “That’s wonderful, Chekov. Now if you please, return to your post and continue,” in a Spock voice.
Imagine your favorite character pulling you against them from behind and whispering “You’re mine” in your ear
not gonna lie
i’d be a bit terrified.
That would be horrible bc no lie she would actually kill you
STOP BRINGING THIS POST BACK
no.
laying down the law
our bodies can turn chocolate milk into pee
think about that
for some reason my dyslexia read this as “our bodies can turn pee into chocolate milk” and I was like what have I been missing
Imagine your favourite character sexually whispering in your ear “Prepare for trouble,” and out of nowhere, your second favourite character whispers in the opposite ear, “And make it double”
bird privilege is being able to make loud as fuck noises early in the morning without somebody calling the cops on you
WHAT A HAPPY AND SLIGHTLY OUT OF FOCUS CAT.
